Mom: where did you get that?
Me: I bought it online.
Mom: What does that mean?
Me: I went to the store online and paid for it and they shipped it to me.
Mom: You can do that?

She’s an analog shopaholic, I don’t think that will ever change. But she has never, not once, ever, entered her cc number anywhere online. I think maybe it’s lucky for my Dad that she never even knew that she could.