Dude! Wicked Tats! Uh… Can I See Those Again?

This is one of the stupidest things I’ve seen in awhile. I spotted it in a catalog that arrived today, but (of course) the catalog has a website.

Suppose for a second that you actually thought these were cool things to wear. Aren’t there all sorts of practical difficulties? For instance, what if you wear them to a place that you frequent; aren’t people going to wonder how you got all that work done since last Saturday night? Or suppose you wear them the first time you visit an establishment, then go back without them after you realize how stupid they are? “What happened to your tattoos?” Or suppose you forget which one goes on which arm, and someone notices that your tattoos switched arms? These things clearly create way more problems than they solve.

By adam

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