{"id":950,"date":"2008-07-24T13:52:09","date_gmt":"2008-07-24T19:52:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/studionebula.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/24\/impressively-bad-customer-service-from-belkin"},"modified":"2008-07-24T13:55:37","modified_gmt":"2008-07-24T19:55:37","slug":"impressively-bad-customer-service-from-belkin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/studionebula.com\/blog\/2008\/07\/24\/impressively-bad-customer-service-from-belkin","title":{"rendered":"Impressively Bad Customer Service from Belkin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think of Belkin as an above-average source of stuff for computers like cables and adapters and stuff. They may or may not be that, but now I have no reason to think that they support their products any better than anyone else who sells Chinese cables and adapters and stuff. I have a Belkin UPS for one of my computers. It&#8217;s a fine unit, no complaints with it. Its little LED and beeper informed me recently that its battery had expired. This was no great surprise; batteries wear out, and I&#8217;ve had the unit for awhile.<\/p>\n<p>I dug up the manual from my stash of manuals (yes, I tend to save manuals for dumb things like UPSes) and found that there was no information in it about obtaining a new battery other than the directive that I visit belkin.com. So I did that, found the information page for my particular UPS, and found that there was not much to be had there other than a PDF of the manual I had just dug up. Nor was there anything in their customer support information database about replacing batteries for any of their UPSes. Eventually I found a means to submit a query by email, so I sent them the following message:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>The battery in my UPS has failed. How do I obtain a replacement? Thanks for your assistance.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>(There were little pull-down menus and stuff that provided them with the model and serial number of my unit, too.) Then, knowing full well that my odds of getting a useful response from them in a useful period of time&#8211;this is the UPS that my music computer runs on&#8211;I did a little googling, found a good source of batteries for a variety of needs, and ordered one up.<\/p>\n<p>Today I heard from Belkin. They sent me a message with a link to click so that I could read their response. No, I don&#8217;t know why they couldn&#8217;t just send me their response. Here&#8217;s the beginning of their response, verbatim:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>Hi Adam,<\/p>\n<p>Thank you for contacting Belkin Technical Support.<\/p>\n<p>We understand that, You have a Battery Backup with Broadband Surge Protection (750VA), And want to replace the battery. In that case i request you to check with radi shacks and they will help you replacing the battery. Please check the steps given below to replace the battery.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>It went on to tell me how to swap the battery, which is information that I didn&#8217;t ask for and don&#8217;t need since it&#8217;s already provided in the manual (in correct English, even). But that aside, &#8220;radi shacks&#8221;? I guess they mean Radio Shack, but c&#8217;mon, what are the odds of getting a useful result if I wander in to a Radio Shack carrying a non-Tandy-made UPS? The place I ordered the battery from had hundreds of types of batteries; what are the odds that a local Radio Shack has the battery I need on their shelf? This would be like me directing an Audio Damage customer to Steinberg when they ask me about a problem they&#8217;re having with a plug-in I created.<\/p>\n<p>The best part is the closure to the letter:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<p>If you need further assistance please feel free to write back to us and we will be happy to assist you.<\/p>\n<p>Regards,<\/p>\n<p>Nixon.<\/p>\n<p>Belkin Technical Support<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>First, I don&#8217;t see that they&#8217;d actually be happy to assist me since they didn&#8217;t seem to be interested in assisting me in the first place. Second, if that guy&#8217;s name is really Nixon, my name is Gandhi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I used to think of Belkin as an above-average source of stuff for computers like cables and adapters and stuff. They may or may not be that, but now I have no reason to think that they support their products any better than anyone else who sells Chinese cables and adapters and stuff. 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