Not too many years ago, it was unusual for a person to carry a camera with them everywhere they went. Now, thanks to cheap digital cameras, smartphones, and PDAs, just about everyone has a camera in their pocket most of the time. This means we’re now taking photos of events that we wouldn’t have been able to photograph in the past, such as this one:

That, gentle readers, is a photo of Tracie being tended to by some of the fine firefighters/EMTs at the Boulder Rural Fire Department. Visible on the left is the shiny bumper of a really big, red truck.
Yes, there’s a story behind this photo. The story goes like this:
Tuesday morning we were amused to discover, upon arising, that several inches of snow had fallen overnight. This was a surprise because it wasn’t supposed to snow at all that night. The next surprise came shortly after breakfast, when Tracie started to feel oddly itchy, looked at herself in the mirror, and announced that it was time to head for the hospital emergency room. Tracie has a long list of food allergies, environmental allergies, and medical allergies. She has impressed upon me on more than one occasion that such allergies can be life-threatening, and that time is of the essence when treating a systemic allergic reaction. Hence I didn’t even mention the unfortunate timing of having to make a brisk trip through new-fallen snow, particularly after I observed the rash spreading across her cheeks, nose, and forehead, and the welts appearing on her cheekbones.
(I’m gonna mention at this juncture that Tracie is now fine so as to not leave you in suspense.)
After excavating the car we were on our way at a little before 9:00AM. Driving to the nearest hospital takes about 20 minutes, in normal traffic, in good weather conditions. We were about to enter rush-hour traffic in snow. Tracie said, once underway, “I hate to tell you to hurry, but hurry.”
There are two different routes from our hose to the highway that leads to the hospital. We could see pretty quickly that the usual one was completely backed up, so we headed towards the other one, and almost immediately saw that the highway itself was backed up. This caused a certain amount of collective consternation. However, Tracie, thinking quickly, said, “go to the firehouse!” which was an excellent suggestion since it’s only about a mile from our house and happened to be about a block from our location at the time. I pulled a vaguely legal U-turn, drove right past a pair of DO NOT ENTER signs (which I swear I didn’t even see at the time–it was several days later that I noticed their presence), and parked near those big doors they have on fire stations to let the big trucks out.
It didn’t look like I was going to be able to get anyone’s attention from that side of the building, so I went around to the other side, hoping it was the front, and found the front door–which was locked. Happily, the fire chief himself (as I later determined) just happened to be getting out of his car at the same time. He cheerfully asked if he could help me with something; I suppose I looked like I needed it. I told him what was going on and he whisked me inside and started summoning his minions. By the time he led me through the building to the back, there was already someone at our car, talking to Tracie. It turns out that we were lucky: this particular fire station has paramedics on staff.
They got her inside, got her situated on a chair in the garage[? bay? whatever you call the place where they keep the trucks], and started doing the stuff that EMTs do: taking vitals, getting an IV line into her arm (which took two painful attempts), hooking up a machine that went “bing!”, etc. To my uneducated eyes she didn’t appear to be getting any worse at this point, so it was about then that I gave into temptation and took that first photo. They gave her some Benadryl to slow things down and, after a very brief discussion, called an ambulance to take her to the hospital. Here’s Robin the firefighter helping her onto the ambulance:

I didn’t ride along in the ambulance. While I didn’t want to leave her, I couldn’t imagine that I’d be much use if her condition worsened en route, and, as the paramedic thoughtfully pointed out, me driving meant that we’d have a way to get home again. Here’s the ambulance as seen from behind:

You can see that the roads weren’t actually bad at this point, but we had no way of knowing that when we were inside the firehouse, nor did we know why the freeway was backed up and whether it was cleared yet. Not putting her in an ambulance could have been false economy anyway–I mean, was I gonna be able to do anything at all useful while driving if her condition worsened? I think not.
Fortunately the ER was not at all busy, so she was ensconced in a hospital bed in short order. Various nurses and doctors tended to her while I stood around trying to be useful by supplying her full name and date of birth. Eventually things settled down and I took the following photo. I wasn’t going to post it, out of respect, but Tracie seems to think it adds to the story:

Personally I think this one is almost as dramatic as the one from the firehouse, and it amuses me that the Boulder Community Hospital assigns QR codes to incoming patients:

At some point I realized that I recognized the ER doctor. I had seen the same doctor in an ER almost exactly 13 years ago, when our dear, shortly-thereafter-departed cat Mario bit my hand rather vigorously. (I didn’t blame him. He was having a really rough go of it, had a feeding tube stuck into a hole in his side, and we were trying to get IV fluids into him. I did, however, bleed like a stuck pig for awhile; hence the trip to the ER.) After talking to Tracie about the events of the morning, her history with allergies, etc. they gave her some Solu-medrol and Pepcid. (Yes, Pepcid. It’s a histamine blocker, too.) Her condition, thank goodness and meds, continued to be stable, so after having her hang around for awhile for observation, she was released.
That was pretty much the end of the story, except for the lingering mystery of what started the reaction in the first place. She ate nothing out of the ordinary that morning. Our best guess–where “our” includes her doctor, whom we saw the next day–was that the apple she ate was somehow contaminated. Maybe it had something on it that had been deposited there at the store, maybe the knife I used to slice it transferred something from the pineapple I first sliced. Right now we don’t know, and may never know. It probably wasn’t the apple itself, but the only way to verify that is to performing an experiment which Tracie is currently not interested in performing. I can’t say that I blame her.
The cats were faintly puzzled by our sudden departure, but settled down shortly after our return.
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